As he stood with his squad in the pre-dawn light, kit all polished and ready for 2 hours of drill, LAC Gruntfuttuck remembered the fateful day, some two weeks of early morning drill ago.
Oh, it had seemed like such a good idea at the time when Lumpy had suggested it. "Let's go to work in our shreddies, and when the boss sees that we don't have the proper gear, we'll be the first to get some of the new CS95 kit."
And how strange that Lumpy, having taken the photo, had been mysteriously absent when OC Eng showed up.