Roll out of bed unshaven, get cornflakes and watch breakfast TV (News at One).
Iron my uniform and start to get ready for my start at 3pm.
Pull on T-shirt and skip hat and put on my golden arces badge.
Arrive at work and smell the big Mac's and whopper's getting made.
Go behind the counter and flip burgers for 8 hours.
Come home and go to sleep.
Just kidding everyone but I couldn't resist it.