Well, well, well... even if you return after 18 months and find things have died down you don't seem to mind having a stab at taking over the Chief !!!!! Stirrer position, do you? Didn't know there was a vacancy.
Never mind, there's one in every good public lavatory. And it seems they serve a useful purpose, somehow - their constant activity at ground level keeps the turds going down... <img src="smile.gif" border="0">
But what the heck are you talking about, anyway? <img src="confused.gif" border="0">