PUO
All I can say is, you fit the stereotypical image of a wet behind the ear officer, that us knockers are supposed to look up to. You and your peers are supposedly the people to lead us forward to a new era. All you seem to be doing is joining the RAF with the wrong outlook from the start. Some people would swap their right arm for the chance to become a pilot, and you're winging before even making it to the sqn.
Dry 'em!!!