Aaah Spotter,
I may very well be who you think I am, it's a small world. Whatever I hope you're well.
As for the 'gumming' as you so nicely put it I don't really remember it specifically as it was just one of many occasions that I seemed to spend in his office for all manner of minor offences. All of which seemed to result in my name being somewhat permanently attached to weekend Orderly Officer and Morning Brief rosters.
Unfortunately I shan't be attending the FCA bash as I will be on a free two week holiday in the Seychelles.
Sorry couldnt resist it.
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