Agaricus bisporus,
Your post makes interesting reading when you describe the incident as "such trivial banality as a tailstrike " and "day to day minor glitches " (your words).
When I refer back to the original post, I see that "Further examination revealed substantial damage to the aft pressure bulkhead" (Koan's words).
Maybe tailstrikes causing substantial damage to the aft pressure bulkhead are numbered amongst day to day glitches, and of trivial banality where you come from, but not where I come from.
Old Smokey