My lord if I may?
Whilst I share your disgust at some of the slurs I would say that you when you were in the RAF Police it was a completely different time and was a well respected body of men.
Nowadays nothing could be further from the truth and the RAF Police duties are very similar to Securicors. I agree many will have potential to take them along the journey you have been on, but they wont find it in todays RAF Police force.
Bit harsh about the dog lead bit though!