I usually try to remain reasonably serious while posting on the medical forum, but I know of someone that once took a full 5 yearly at the Belgrano while in the throes of violent vertigo.
I e-mailed a pilot pal with an account that would be more suited to Jet-Blast, and he said that he laughed 'till he cried, at the imagery. Two hours of a Brian Rix farce, and a blue piece of paper at the end of it.