Buchan, bloody !!!!!hole...
3 years spent, with mates, at the bottom of a bottle of Lagavulin trying to forget why we where there.
No pleasant memories for me however, amongst the less painful recollections were; sleeping on a pile of pallets and a skip at Aberdeen Station with Allcroft and Barnes following a drunken night in 'Sad Kens' and once the skip got too cold moving onto the comparative luxury of the lobby of a Lloyds bank cash machine; Spending Q days off in Mecca Bingo with Baz and Albert enjoying cheap beer, chips, bingo and Roughnecks wives; Being escorted off the premises of the Aberdeen A&E ward for time-wasting having spent all my money on beer,and realizing it would be cheaper than a hotel, so thereby asking the staff if they had any spare beds for the night; Swimming in Boddam harbour at god-awful hours of the night after a skinful; Being part of the infamous 'Buchan 6' - banned from every bar in the UKADGE for 30 days just for having some 'light-hearted' fun.
The Nazma was a good curry house but only if you managed to get to the Buffett before Adam Stevens and his flip-top open jaw.
STROBES ON!!!!
As I said, Bloody !!!!!hole....