Sorry lads but I think my post was made after midday which, when I was a kid, was out-of-bounds for April Fools wind-ups.
No kidding there was 4 pages of Aviation in the Australian today.
Flying positions were:
Rotary Wing:
Aeropower , Brisbane: Base Pilot, YBTV - Grade 1 instructor, YBBN - Line Pilot, AD.
Aerotechnica: Co-pilots & engineers on s76 and AS332
Helicopters (Australia) Pty Ltd: AS350 and B206
Hevilift P/L, PNG B212 VFR and IFR jobs, Bell 206 VFR job
Fixed Wing:
McHair, TV: Head of training and Standards, SF340 and/or M23
Gem of a Charter company: B200T and Dornier 328 ( division of ...)
Flying school, WA unnamed flying school in WA requires Gr 2
BAe Systems, TW Grade 2+ flying instructors for military contract
Airservices Australia requires human factors specialist with flight crew qualifications and/or Aviation degree with significant Human Factors major
Non-profit Aeromedical operator requires pilots for B200 and PC12;
Charter Operator, KU requires Chief Pilot
Aerial Survey Pilot in PA 31, Essendon;
Fractional Corporate operator, Saudi Arabia Fleet manager, Manager - Safety & Standards, Maintenance Controller, Captains and First Officers, F/A's for Hawker 800XP and Foulcoon 2000
Flying instructor - prominent central Australian Aero Club requires Gr2
A320 Captains and B767 F/O's in northern Asia.
Lots of ancillary positions such as LAMEs, Contracts managers, Project supervisors and support officers, Ops managers and so on.
Hope you can find a late-night newsagent!
Happy hunting