Here's an idea..............
Why not transfer everyone over to the Fleet Air Arm, and see how the other half live/work. Then, once the Crabs realise what a cushty life they lead and how little work they do, and how well they are supported, they may stop whinging about their lot in life. One week after being onboard, allow them the option of returning to the RAF. Everyone jumps ship (quite literally), and they are all happy again.
.......................................just a thought?
(Now running for cover, awaiting the inevitable backlash......)