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Old 31st Mar 2005, 12:55
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Specaircrew
 
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1. Stop wasting money on female aircrew who get pregnant 6 months into their first tour.

2. With the money saved from item 1 recruit a bevy of attractive young women to act as typists. This would not only allow chaps to abandon their desks to go flying but would also provide the singlies with willing 'dates' for the Summer Ball!

3. Disband the Telephone Answering Branch, I'm sure they mean well but it doesn't really work does it?

4. Stop wasting time and money on political correctness unless you want re christen us the 'Are We Allowed To Do That' ? Force.

5 Allow service personnel to park within a reasonable walking distance of their place of work instead of giving priority to hire cars, workmen, gay disabled mothers etc.

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