Reimnds me of the story of a F/A...
... who while inebriated, thought it'd be a great idea to break into the FO's room and then climb in with him! Not that that ever happens of course!
All could/would have been swell, 'cept F/A got wrong room and ended up in the very straight laced Captain's bed.
Which men being men may not have been such a bad thing, except Captain Straight had previously laid complaints with the company about the now naked F/A for 'mincing about' and generally being a bit too happy and gay!
Brought whole new meaning to 'straight in approach'!
Ah the good old days, bring back the F-27!