The ultimate weapon...
Go down to the pool hall...dine on a half dozen of those pickled eggs you get out of the Penrose spicy sausage jar (the reddish colored ones)....four or five of the hot Penrose sausages, lots of imitation beer...Budweiser seems to work the best....and a pickled Pig's Foot by Penrose....the next morning you are ready for the contest!
Thank goodness for no poopy suits in the GOM!