"If you had any experience at all, then you would know that blunties are little but a hindernce to flying. They do little (no, probably Nothing) to support flying"
Wish I'd known this many years ago, it would have saved me standing in rain and snow fixing aircraft.
"Retard Engineer - what are you on? I have never heard such utter claptrap in all my life. Get a life old man. Heart attacks caused by lack of mental stimulation?? Yeah right. Utter Tosh."
Did not realise that you had to hand in your sense of humour with your 1250.