Dream on! More like:
"Don't bring me problems, only bring me answers". (Too many pax, too much baggage, no refuel stop built in).
"You wait here, I'm going for lunch". (Hey, boss, how about you bring us some breakfast when you come back - have you any idea we're we're even going to miss dinner tonight and we'll be up too early for breakfast tomorrow?).
"Pilots are role equipment, just switch on the aircraft battery and away they go".