I dunno, Steve gets to marry an Italian, looks like Steed out of the Avengers film and is praised by the Gay Mafia and what's my claim to fame??
I sound like Baldrick, no seriously I do

It's great when I'm doing warning and recording when TCAS says "Traffic Traffic" I turn to the class and say (as TCAS) "Don't worry about a thing Sir, I've got a cunning plan"