OK, time to divvy up I guess.
If I’d been able to submit I think I’d have put the following.
“Famed with the ladies for his ‘stamina’ Cpl Bickers realised with a shudder that this was a double edged sword as the biscuit began to disappear before his eyes”
Honourable mentions go to the following submissions:
Onan the Clumsy
It was an airshow afterall, so why shouldn't the medical branch put on their much talked about "Parts of the Body" display?
adr
The Staish's wife's decision to get her film developed for free only backfired because the boss of the PR section was one of the Staish's golfing buddies. Her assertion that she had no idea how that picture got there collapsed when she smirked as she recalled what had happened next.
An Teallach
The visiting USN pilots' obvious delight on finding the Golden Rivet aboard HMS Ark Royal was to be short-lived.
Toxteth O'Grady
That's quite a small jacuzzi. If we all jump in together people might think we're gay.
But, the winner is:
ACW599
A group of OASC candidates were tasked with establishing the firing order of a single-row radial from first principles. The DS were rather surprised at their approach but awarded high marks for initiative and entertainment value.
Congrats ACW599
Thanks for making me laugh so much everyone.
GS