You don't want a chubby and difficult Spanish wife? You don't know what you are missing. When she allows me to talk to her, she and I have great conversations about food and going out to restaurants, when there is room for her. We talk about flying for Iberia, or Futura, or Air Plus Comet, and having her try to come visit me on a layover(if there is a whole row clear of seats available on the plane) and then indulging on local cusine. It is magical. Maybe I have the email addresses wrong. The other one I visit often is:
www.manosgorditasdechicasdeespana.com/EP
Cheers mates! Buenos nachos.