That was very funny, and answered all my questions at the same time, thanks Pit Bull, have a Good Easter!
If I might trouble you a bit further, I'm now moving onto F/D/Cabin Crew/Captain PA dialogue, which I'm sure has more bonkers potential...
I'm looking for the kind of things you'd respond to the crew (and then tell the pax) if you discovered or the CC told you:
- there was smoke from an engine (overheat, for example)
- there was an engine fire
- there was some kind of (non-explosive) decompression or the masks deployed
- some other non-specific emergency such as hyd or electrical failure
If you could give me an example of a generic emergency PA that'd be helpful.
I really appreciate your help guys.