I looked in vain for a "ring ring" tone. I'm sick of feeling embarrassed every time my phone goes off.
I like the address book, but a phone should ring and I say hello, or ring and somebody at the other end says hello. And no, I don't want to leave a witty recorded message either. If my phone is switched off it means I don't want to hear from you. Simple.
And finally, under NO circumstances do I want to receive a "funny" text message, OK?