Who cares about the range of viewers on this forum and their sensitivities? Is that your after-the-fact excuse? A shrink might have the answers you seek.
"Aeroplane"... hehe. How delightfully quaint and Olde Worlde!! I like it.
eel's complaint about the spelling of his own name confirms that sarchasm (the gulf between the facetious comment and the person who doesn't detect it) is, indeed, difficult to span in this medium.
I notice you've gravitated toward another R&N thread on crew/moron status. Weird...... or is it eccentric???
Boring. You guys can finish this fascinating thread on your own.
PS: I had a re-think. I think mightiness is achieved with First Solo.