".......and Lord it over even the most mighty pilot" (quote from rainboe)
Might (pardon the pun) I ask how one becomes qualified to be termed a 'mighty pilot'? Does it require an apprenticeship period, perhaps a 'mighty pilot training captain' training a 'meek and mild trainee' in the skills required of mightiness?
How does one know if one has reached this lofty plateau? Is it possible to be mighty and not realise it or, perish the thought, think one is mighty but in actual fact not be?
Is it possible to progress further having achieved mightyness, say after a suitable period of consolidation and security guard abuse, and apply for beatification?
Where do I apply?
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