Can you imagine registering something as complex as a C-130 with the Campaign Against Aviation. It must go something along the lines of:
Ring ring, ring ring, "Thank you for calling, your call is held in a queue, please have you credit card details to hand"
Sometime that week!
"CAA"
Ah! Good Morning.
Good afernoon.
Is it. Goodness me how time flies listening to baroque filled continuous loop. I'd like to register a C-130 on the UK register please.
Certainly ching ching sir.
Can you send me the paperwork.
Ching ching of course ching sir.
Do you think there will be a problem?
What with?
Outward opening doors!
CH CH CH CHING!!! Have to look into that . May take a while.
Fire Bottles!
CH CH CH CH CHING!!
Sideways seats!!
CCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHING!
Only one fire exit in the back!!!
KERF*****GCHING
No way of fitting a flight deck door
KERHUMUNGOUSMINGINCHING!
No Problem sir, except,
Except what?
You appear to be bankrupt already!! Thank you for calling. Goodbye.
Anyone asked about C-17 yet?