Or the hideous Mrs Doubtfire* in the Malvinas who returned a Flight Safety meeting calling notice on which she'd scrawled "Nothing to do with Admin Wg".......
* also know as the Money Monster, whose stinginess at Ellsworth during Prairie Vortex was legendary. And I gather that her 'Pig Pot' reached something well over $500 until some wag promised to split it with her 50/50 so long as 'the deed' was not committed!