To all you TSA staff and other zealots involved in security, plus
all governments and agencies involved in aircraft security, yes
I mean you Moron!
Airport security is to minimise the chance of someone taking an
aircraft over by force and replaying a 9/11 type situation.
Pilots already have control of all the aircraft they fly, so where
do you fools get off harassing us about our nail clippers etc.
Its pure logic, why hassle the people already in control of the
aircraft. We can kill you all with the flick of a switch, yet you
persist with extra thorough screening, you are making us angry.
Please don't get us angry, we might take the axe from the cockpit and beat some sense into your moronic little brains.