With the whole academy on parade the AcSM, WO 1 Cleary delivered this:
AcSM: C/Sgt - Back row, lock that man away!
Rapid click click click of ammo boots on tarmac. Halts behind some cowering Ocdt.
C/Sgt: This one, Sir?
AcSM: NO, but he'll do.
On another occasion - Welsh Guards C/Sgt on Church Parade, boomed across the RMAS chapel:
C/Sgt: Mr xxx, Get your f@cking hat off in the House of the Lord, Sir.