Final 3 greens,
Glad to see that the humour is, as usual, wasted here...Why can't you serious chaps lighten up a bit? It sounded like a bit of a non-event to me....
For those who need it explained, I was actually illustrating with irony how a minor incident can be blown out of all proportion by those who maybe don't know the full facts
Maybe I'll stick to writing serious thrillers.