For all of you who are getting fed up with security checks on you whilst you are on duty, I recommend you try and do a Gander slip.
There, they have a most tasty young lady who gives you the pad down. Well, they did this morning, at least.
Makes a difference from the miserable (male) gits we usually have to endure, who I suspect would have their day made if they thought they could smell even a sherry trifle on us.