IOT 1982 - end of Camp 2 at Stamford Range - the very Scottish FS Cockburn
"Right you lot, leave this place like you had never been here, this is a conversation area"
Pregnant pause and sniggers
"You mean a conservation area Flight Sergeant?"
"No I don't - after you've gone, the deer come down here and talk to each other"
His favourite method of waking late risers was to borrow a Bren gun, poke it into the tent and empty the magazine - fun to watch
Lovely man!