OK, just to keep things rolling, I shall again adopt the role of deputy Darth Nigel.
In Miss World order, the 3rd prize is awarded to
rivetjoint with 'Is that a crack on the canopy?'
2nd prize goes to
GoSmoke with 'Ere doesn't your daughter have a little dragon tattoo just like this one.........erm......!!'
And the winner is:
ADR, with
'Pilot to Nav: listen, pal, I don't care about the mag, and I'll just about tolerate your disgusting habit, but if you ever, ever again look at me while you're doing it, you're toast. Got it?'
Congratulations to ADR and hope you can find a suitable piccy to set the creative juices flowing once more!