Am I hurting you sunshine? I should be I am stood on your hairstyle!!!
Right Bloggs your choice, Sideys trimmed to the correct length or ears lowered.
When you shave in the morning sunshine stand a bit closer to the razor!!
Stand up straight sonny or the gleam in your eye will be from the end of my pace stick after I have rammed it up your asre.
Oh those where the days. Now instead of the nasty PTI shouting "Feet together with a jump, PLACE! Three times round my beautiful body at the sprint GO!" You are more likely to hear "OK it was supposed to be crosscountry today, but there is a 10% chance of rain, so get the benches out (4 to a bench, lift with the legs, remember to breathe) and we will have a nice cup of tea and talk the RAF corporate image"