The Tie
Dynamic Apathy. our scenario a little far fetched! I must say i salute your vivid imagination and skillful story telling.
But, agree totally. Ties are for out of style 80's throwbacks with no perception of taste and reality. Althogh, I could be sitting on the fence there.
I have not read all the threads on this subject because so far its R E A L L Y
L O N G.
I vote for crevats. Silky and comfortable any time of the year. (depending on where you attach it)