Cranwell Parade Square early 80's, on early morning drill session with Flt Sgt taking drill. Flt Sgt looking at slightly dishevelled cadet (male) next to me in line:
"Mr Pulfrew are you feeling sexually aroused?"
"No Flt Sgt"
"Well you should be 'cos your are standing next to the biggest c**t I have ever seen".
Probably not allowed to say things like that nowadays!