I think I am having some sort of breakdown here.... I hardly EVER post - and I have driven to it by this post.... an all time low point in my life ....
PLEASE DON'T THINK I AM A MENTALOID.....
But I was ground staff in the UK many moons ago... and I had the cheeeeezzzzzziest feet in the Terminal....
UNTIL I discovered the magic that is...
Wait for it girls....
CAT LITTER !!!!!!
Fill a thin sock with the gritty-kitty-litter....
(scented or not.... thats up to you...)
(although maybe the fresh scent of mountain pine is an improvement on Cheddar....)
And place in the offending footwear every night....
The cat-litter will magically "drink" the offending "juices"...
Leaving you free to get on with the rest of your lives....
Being towed "roller-bootied" by large dogs....
Skipping through flower filled meadows...
Playing on swings and roundabouts in soft focus....
All things you "ladies" love to do whilst feeling "FRESH AND CONFIDENT".......
Seriously - It really does work ......
Would work even better I am sure if you follow some or all of the advice posted above too !
LOVE AND LITTER
CASTRO
I can not believe I have just posted that !
