Well 'Littleperson' - I don't know if you've flown with me or not but I don't think you would be quite so rude if you had. My flight deck is safe, humorous and pleasant. My post was meant to be slightly tongue in cheek too but that obviously passed you by.
There's nothing wrong with starting at the bottom - we all did - do you expect the Captain to make the bunks (I have once actually)?
Maybe you think you should already be a Captain. If you were, I suspect your fellow crew members would find your attitude a little aggressive.
Relax Littleperson - your day will come...