DFC
You really do have to get a grip on yourself.
Your conception of the real world of aviation is far removed from mine, and I have been in it for many many years.
You are giving the impression of someone who likes to think that since you have the book of words you must be right. You are not and I am not going to justify that. Others have already done very well in telling you how it is.
If you just like to talk to ATC you are wasting their time. I know Vintage ATCO and to tell him that he not complying with ANYTHING connnected with his job is downright stupid. But then maybe you think that VFR, IFR this and that ATC is there just for your convenience. As I said before, it ain't, it never was and it never will be.
Now, maybe Flyin' Dutch has it right. You live in the M.Mouse world. Tellya what, don't ever go to him for a medical, when he tells you to cough you could be in big trouble.
Now give it a rest. Your pedantic views are out of place in the real world of ATC. They are brilliant at the job they do. Are you a brilliant pilot? I doubt it.