I considered not commenting on this as it is so obviously a wind up, but here goes.
The relationship between you and your employer is purely a matter for you and your employer(you may also use a union to represent you but it goes no further than that).
If you don't like the smell....
Try getting a job flying for the UN, somewhere where you can't go out when you're not flying for fear of being shot or mugged, or because you don't like the smell (or sight) of rotting corpses at the side of the road.
Having the audacity to try to argue human rights for a working airline pilot is beyond me.