Staying on a lighter note, I like...
You know the world has gone mad when -
The best golfer is black
The best rapper is white
The Germans are refusing to go to war
and the French are accusing the USA of arrogance
On a more serious note, I prefer the quote of Chirac to the USA
'We are your friends, and your friends will tell you when you are wrong'
I think history will be the judge