just coz ours isn't in the same position it was when you left it doesn't make us second class
It makes it/them that much more flexible as you can move it to where the next party is/the girls are bonnier/the natives are more restless/closer to the action without the need/wait for the Rental Air Farce gas tanker to arrive.
You'd have thought that Trust-Me would have worked out that CVF was just the platform for his come-as-you-are expeditionary warfare.