I read somewhere that 10 year old boys are the group of society most likely to correctly remember and report the truth about observations made.
I propose that an independent team of scientists and engineeers not connected with selling helicopters brief a group of ten year old boys and let them write the
PR reports.
Leave out the newpaper reporters altogether as they are only interested in selling newpapers. And leave out Sun readers as they don't care who built the helicopter they fly in or who flies it as long as she has big t!ts.
Tilt rotor? Pah! Bring back the Fairey Rotodyne's technology instead.