My advice is go to the pub instead.
Seriously..... why the ******* **** would anyone want to go there???
You like:
being harrassed
having your conditions changed
wearing a sack on ya head
being treated like a piece of meat
being lied to, contract-wise
worrying about when you'll catch a bullet in ya bubble-goose
having the world's sleaziest men trying to **** you all the time and never EVER taking "NO" for an answer...
etc etc etc
then come on dowwwwwwnnnnnn........ to the ME.