bright-ling
My location is a closely guarded secret (and 'sunny south' covers a multitude of sins however, I do have spies everywhere!
In actual fact who or where we are is pretty irrelevant (except for DoW of course). Obviously half the fun of this sort of thing is trying to work out who it is you're speaking to - you never know, maybe 'Bill Semple' IS Bill Semple. On second thoughts that's unlikely as this one seems to have a sense of humour!
cheers
ps anyone tell me how I attach one of those really funny (sic) signature things?