bantios,
yes...there are many Australians here, thankfully not many have the same attitude you do.
As far as your age, I will accept that you are young, and I know you are full of SOMETHING. Although I am one of those approaching 50, I am sure I could take one of my arthritic hands, place it around your young, scrawny neck and squeeze the living sh*t out of you. Not all of us are fat and out of shape.
Come on in, the water is fine...