Oh dear Driver8
You're looking rather ill
Was it something that you ate
Or something from a still?
Oh dear Driver8
What's that in the sink?
Was it really you
Who made that awful stink?
Oh dear Driver8
Is that really vomit?
You should really know by now
You should do that down the toilet.
Oh dear Driver8
The sink is blocked right up
All because of you
And your technicolour burp.
Oh dear Driver8
Lying on the floor
One to many drinks last night?
No really more like four.
Oh dear Driver8
Sleeping like a baby
Sore head when you wake up?
A definite not a maybe.
Oh dear Driver8
To do this is quite cruel
What's that coming from your mouth
Oops a little drool.
Oh dear Driver8
To out you took quite long
So to pay you back
We wrote this little song.
With love from the B watch outing team!
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To infinity and beyond