Fly Navy!

[vlad-the-inhaler]

Youre on the wrong forum, mate.
You want the "Patronising teenagers" Forum. Heres a link

www.iwatchtopguntoomuch.com

or try

www.statingtheobvious.co.uk

But if you think you the odds are good for you to be a pilot in the military, definitely have a go at:

www.lotto.co.uk