To the Tory guy: When is your party going to acquire the nous to become media-savvy and become electable again, like the massive con trick that Nu Labour pulled on the nation in 1997.
To the Nu Labour stooge: When is anyone in your party going to realise that foxhunting is a slightly less pressing issue than Defence or European acquiescence?
To the Lib Dem putz: When are we going to tell your candidates/policies apart from Nu Labour's?
To Germaine Greer: When are you going to steal an apple and s*d off back to the Queensland Bondu?
To Jo Brand: Have you heard of salad?
There may be more!
