My personal favorites are
"A beer drinking swashbuckling full member of the Air Force, the kind you would select when the going gets tough........has been very useful teaching our new recruits the ins and outs of service life" This was backed up by the originator of the report whose additional comment was "She's a real man"!!!!!
also
"he must as a matter of urgency learn to control his tendency , when off duty to attack RAF policemen"
I have more but lack the typing patience to post. I'm looking for a scanner!!