& a REMF is a Rear echelon mother F%^&*( who is also a JAFFA (Just another fat F$£"ing administrator who resides in "Handbrake House" because the only word they know when speaking to aircrew is "No". Due to there office arrangements, they also tend to be "Shiney ar5es"
In any case they are all PONTI`s which is a Person of No Tactical Importance.