We once had a chap who was accused by his Flt Cdr (a total tosser) of having "Unofficer-like bone structure"....
True!
Another pompous fart wrote that "Bloggs is one of nature's bachelors", thinking that his oh-so witty prose meant that Bloggs hooted and roared, rooted and whored as a carefree singly. But what he'd actually written was a Victorian soubriquet which meant "Bloggs is a poof"
'Bloggs', having had the benefit of a better education than the ex-grammar school oik writing about him, was naturally pretty pissed off!